February 2012
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I want to ask some people “what do I really mean to you?” but I’m really afraid of the response I’d get.
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Everything falls apart. That’s just an ugly fact of life.
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Listen
Today was a bad day at work.
The girl I was supposed to work with went home sick before I even got there, so I had to work with someone from the store. He didn’t know anything about running lottery tickets or which cigarettes were which, so I had to do everything. Like, I unloaded the truck we got, I did the dishes, I took out the trash, I had to do the drops for both drawers, fucking...
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My mom: Will you burn me some Adele cd's?
Me: Go fuck yourself.
I feel like you guys should ask me more questions.
I mean, I’m kind of interesting. And I have fucked up theories on things.
Inquire within.
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If I could ask Ed Norton one question, it would be: “Is it hard to play basketball with a swastika tattoo?”
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Since I have just under three hours before I have to go to work, I decided to finally watch American History X on Blu Ray.
I’ve never seen it before. I mean, I’ve seen the movie, just not on Blu Ray.
I really just want to watch The Usual Suspects on Blu Ray.
Will someone buy it for me?
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When I reply with something that’s not funny, I instantly contemplate suicide. Just so I don’t have to deal with the embarrassment.
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I’d gladly take all those bullets in you and put them inside of myself.
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Ask me!
A. Available:
B. Birthday:
C. Crushing on:
D. Drink you last had:
E. Easiest person to talk to:
F. Favorite song:
G. Grossest memory:
H. Hometown:
I. In love with:
J. Jealous of:
K. Killed someone:
L. Longest friendship:
M. Milkshake flavour:
N. Number of siblings:
O. One wish:
P. Person who you last called:
Q. Question your asked the most:
R. Reason to smile:
S. Song you last sang:
T. Time you wake up:
U. Underwear colour:
V. Violent moment:
W. Worst habit:
X. X-ray you had:
Y. Your last time you cried:
Z. Zodiac sign:
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Seriously though. To the followers who thought I was cute, why do you not message me anymore?
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itsjustrightupthere:
The Blues - Cincinnati Rail...
Tonight went from a really good night to a really bad night in a matter of minutes.
All in all, I shouldn’t complain.
montageofheck asked: Hey Ryan, it's mom. You left your tumblr up when you went to work today. I don't really know what this is but it said ask so I clicked it and i'm asking you now. I just wanted to tell you, I hope you have a great day at work.
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Is there an “Emoticons for Dummies” book?
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Hey, Ashley.
That was actually super fun. Let’s do that again sometime.
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“You should come over, lay in the other half of my bed, watch Workaholics with...”
– Me
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Just when I thought I couldn't hate Young Money...
ashleymichaele:
The fuck.
Oh my gosh, this is the best day of my life. Fred Durst is back, and in a big way.
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“I could be a good dad.” said Ryan as he stalked a single mother’s facebook page.
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unchartedterrit0ry:
Going to listen to Camp until I fall asleep and dream dirty dreams about donald glover. Don’t judge me.
Same
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I still don’t understand why Justin Bieber isn’t compared to The Beatles. He’s basically them, reincarnated.
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I wish I had a camera other than my phone when I went to San Francisco. Particularly for Alcatraz. That was the coolest place I have ever been.
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Currently cutting down on the number of “tumblr friends” I have. Ya know, deleting some phone numbers, etc.
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There are people I care about, who I want them to be happy, but they just make it so hard to root for them.
chrisfarleysdad:
teenage bloggers turning into early 20s bloggers
The transition will be though, but I think I can do it.
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“What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with...”
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If I watch High Fidelity, is it going to become my favorite movie?
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I have this playlist titled “Songs to be dumped too.”
Now I’m just waiting to be broken up with.
I suppose I’ll need to find a girlfriend first.
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So I woke up at 8 am this morning, hungover, to the following message:
Hello Ryan, it’s Bruce (my boss [Bruce “The Boss” get it?]) I was wondering if you could come in at 2 today rather than 6.
When I finally returned the call at noon, I made up a lie that I was out of town, because I’m not going to do him any favors. Especially not in my current state. Fuck that.
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montageofheck:
I’m seriously having an argument over who is hotter between Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds with my sister and her roommates.
It’s obviously Ryan Gosling.
This is bullshit, it’s clearly Ryan Gosling. No matter what. Name any guy and Ryan Gosling and Ryan Gosling wins.
“I’m going to send someone a hateful anon message. That way, once they...”
– People on tumblr
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I’m seriously having an argument over who is hotter between Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds with my sister and her roommates.
It’s obviously Ryan Gosling.
myloverswereliars:
montageofheck:
Pre-Gaslight Brian Fallon albums/demos:
Cincinnati Rail Tie
The American Music EP: http://www.mediafire.com/?nyownm2mhmm
Surrogate McKenzie
The Six Degrees Of Separation: http://www.mediafire.com/?zwx2ytzxjmr
Songs To Grow Up To: http://www.mediafire.com/?bnr0joh1yz2
This Charming Man
Every Little Secret: http://www.mediafire.com/?jycgyuvwmj0
No...
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Pre-Gaslight Brian Fallon albums/demos:
Cincinnati Rail Tie
The American Music EP: http://www.mediafire.com/?nyownm2mhmm
Surrogate McKenzie
The Six Degrees Of Separation: http://www.mediafire.com/?zwx2ytzxjmr
Songs To Grow Up To: http://www.mediafire.com/?bnr0joh1yz2
This Charming Man
Every Little Secret: http://www.mediafire.com/?jycgyuvwmj0
No Release
The Coffeehouse...
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Okay, it’s official. I now have more email addresses than I do friends.
It’s a bittersweet feeling.